Larry Flynt Is Producing A Porn Parody Of The Interview Because That's What Real Americans Do

(Porn) Nothing screams freedom of speech like a good ol’ American parody porn film. Hustler boss Larry Flynt announced that he’s producing a parody version of ‘The Interview’ as a response to the film being pulled from theaters amid threats by hackers linked to North Korea.

Sony’s move was criticized by President Barack Obama, as well as Hollywood A-listers like George Clooney and Sean Penn. But Hustler Video is not backing down. The parody, which is titled “This Ain’t The Interview XXX,” will be released first quarter of 2015. In “The Interview,” Seth Rogen and James Franco travel to North Korea in a plot to kill leader Kim Jong-un with an exploding tank shell that blows off the dictator’s face. What raunchy surprises will the Hustler treatment of the film have in store? “If Kim Jong-un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we’re going to make,” Hustler founder and chairman Larry Flynt said, according to AVN. “I’ve spent a lifetime fighting for the First Amendment, and no foreign dictator is going to take away my right to free speech.”

See, this is what North Korea doesn’t understand (assuming the bullshit lie that North Korea actually hacked us). America is a country that never gives up. We’re a country that will always get up from the mat. We’re a country, that when you threaten us, when you push us to the limit, we don’t back down. And this right here, this is the perfect embodiment of that spirit. Not only did we make a movie making fun of North Korea but now we’re making a porno version too. Probably give Kim Jong Un a tiny cock, not because he’s Asian, but because he’s an asshole (also the Asian thing). Because in America, you don’t escape without having this all circle back to porn and dudes beating off. That’s why we’re the country of champions, because we have priorities that no other country in history has ever had. When the going gets tough, Americans film people having sex so that other people can masturbate. I think George Washington said that.

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End of speech, hit the music!