Lady In Memphis Is Sick And Tired Of All This Motherfucking Flooding

I don’t know why but this made me laugh. Partially because she’s complaining to a news station about flooding which I’m pretty sure is god’s fault but mostly because she’s a certified flooding expert at this point and still won’t put on a fucking raincoat. What the hell is wrong with you lady?

How prude is this news station? Never head a more dramatic gasp in my life.