Kim Jong Un Executed His Uncle And Other Aides While "Very Drunk"

(Source) North Korea‘s leader Kim Jong-un was “very drunk” when he ordered the execution of two aides close to his purged uncle, according to Japanese newspaper reports. The young leader ordered the execution of two aides after they reportedly failed to respond immediately to a request to hand over a profitable business to the military. The two aides were close to Jang Song-thaek, Kim’s uncle, who only weeks later was dramatically stripped of his powerful posts and executed in an effort by the leader to consolidate his grip on power. North Korean leader Kim Jong-un executed allies of his powerful uncle Jang Song-thaek by firing squad of antiaircraft machine guns over a business dispute, Choe Sang-Hun and David Sanger of The New York Times report.

The two men died in front of a firing squad. But instead of rifles, the squad used antiaircraft machine guns, a form of execution that according to South Korean intelligence officials and news media was similar to the one used against some North Korean artists in August. Days later, Mr. Jang himself was publicly denounced, tried and executed, by more traditional means.

Everyone has one of those friends. The friend that can’t handle his liquor. He’s the guy who pukes in college every time you drink. Or the friend that says something moronic to a chick and blows everyone chances of getting laid. Or the friend that tries to fight the bouncer for no reason whatsoever. Everyone knows that guy. And I guess in North Korea that guy just so happens to be the one guy who controls EVERYONE’S life. Lose a couple of games at Beer Pong? Why knock over the cups when you can just kill a few aides with anti aircraft machine guns. Strike out with the girl at the bar? Pouting is for losers, starving some peasants is how you really start to feel better. Bar has a long line? Murder your uncle, boom, night saved. Kim Jung Un just taking your awful drunk friend to the ultimate max. Next time you think you had a bad night because you’re eating pizza at 3 am and falling asleep while jerking off just remember your friend doesn’t murder everyone when he has a little too much to drink. Life is all about perspective.

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If I was a billionaire I think the first thing I would do is remake the Good Son but have Rob Ford play Elijah Woods and Kim Jung Un play Macauley Culkin. Blockbuster Bonanza