KFC Radio's Triumphant (Depending On Who You Ask) Return

We’re back. I know you all were so worried about it but we’re back. Had some great voicemails this week including the question, would you fuck your first cousin for 275 million dollars? I don’t know about everyone else out there but that was the quickest yes that has ever come out of my mouth. Not saying I want to fuck my cousin but 275 million dollars is a LOT of money. I would basically erase my entire past. I don’t need my family, I don’t need my friends, just start a new life on some Caribbean island and never sweat again in my life. Get my 20 dogs, tennis ball gun and a bevy of smokes to fan my face all day long. And if fucking my cousin is what it takes, well then I guess I’m a cousin fucker.

Playoff beard is looking quite strong, and when I say that I mean I need to light my entire face on fire and dunk my head in a toilet full of gasoline. Woof.

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Love the stoolie that tweeted us asking if you would pick your guy cousin or girl cousin because if it’s your guy cousin then its sort of just like a business transaction and less awkward. I guess when you put it that way, just a couple of bro’s hanging out, sucking each other’s dicks, it doesn’t seem that bad.