Katy Perry Announced As The Super Bowl Halftime Performer, Best Day Ever

Goodbye Bruno Mars, goodbye some old Rock act from the 60’s, hello Katy Perry. How do you get everyone to stop talking about your league being full of women beating douchebags? Simple. This.

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You get the point. And, on top of all of that, we also get one of the best musicians today. Yeah I said it. I’m a huge Katy Perry fan. Put on any of her songs and tell me you don’t love it, try it. I’m sure you will because you want to sound tough but if you’re alone in your car and TGIF or California Gurls comes on you’re not changing the channel. So come to grips with it, because this Super Bowl you’ll be sitting in your living room with a bunch of bros thinking damn, Katy Perry is rocking my socks off but I’m too scared to dance because my friends will judge me. Well I’m telling you right now it’s ok. No judgement when Katy comes on, she’s a flat out hits machine.