Just A Couple Of Hall Of Fame Sluggers (1 Of Whom Is A Vampire) Hanging Out Last Night

Hold on, let me clarify. Future Hall Of Fame Slugger on the left, should be Hall Of Famer/Vampire on the right. I can’t imagine these two had anything to talk about. Then again not sure any conversation with Sammy is normal. Hows your skin color going Sammy? Berry Good gracias. End of convo

PS

Cubs re-signed Hammel today. So if you’re paying attention at home we traded Hammel with Shark for prospects then got him back in the offseason. Genius much Theo?

Double PS

The Grantland Trade Value Column was straight up Cubs porn (LINK)