Josh Gordon Will In Fact Be Working This NFL Season.....At A Car Dealership In Ohio

2 quick thoughts.

1) This is genius for the car dealership. Just stick Josh Gordon out in front and let Browns fans and gawkers pile in. First rule of road side beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. Josh Gordon with a few balloons, a pamphlet on how to finance your car and a head full of facts on safety ratings and JD Power reports equals dollars on top of dollars. Remember this is Ohio we’re talking about. Not a lot going on. So saying you bought your car from Josh Gordon is a BIG fucking deal.

2) I’ve been out of the real world for a while now but these dealerships all drug test right? Just something to think about before we go out and parade Josh Gordon around town. Make sure he can survive week 1.

-Tell me what’s in the engine here?

-Big Stuff. big stuff