John Rocker Set To Appear On The Next Season Of Survivor So That Just Became A Must Watch
(Source) Entertainment Weekly has your the first look at six of the contestants that will be competing on the next season of Survivor: San Juan del Sur — Blood vs. Water. Like the previous Blood vs. Water season, San Juan del Sur will bring in pairs instead of single players to compete for the million dollars. The one difference is that this season will feature no returning players. However, there are a few doozies among the cast of newbies.
Well I guess I’m watching Survivor for the first time in a decade this year because if there is one thing John Rocker does, it’s put asses in the seats. My only hope is that no one explains to him how the cameras actually work and that we can convince him he is in fact on a deserted island, that way he will have no filter when he wants to call the token black guy the N word and criticize him for being lazy. Or let the the Indian chick know she is smelly and needs to shower all the while not speaking to the gay guy because he doesn’t want to become a queer himself. I know this may sound crazy but 2014 in America can never have enough John Rocker.
PSJohn Rocker’s girlfriend owning a spray tan business just couldn’t be more perfect. How much Franzia do you think they drank on their first date?