Joe Maddon Is Leaving The Rays And Dickie V Is CRUSHED

Man, this one hurt. Poor Dickie V. I imagine him hearing the news and just screaming at the top of his lungs. I’M CRUSHED BABY! CRUSHED!!!!

What a heartless move by Joe Maddon. So you want more money. So you want a different job. Well how about stop being a selfish prick for once and think about how Dickie V is going to feel? Dickhead.

With all of that said if Theo can convince Ricky Renteria that he’s been promoted to 1st base coach and then hire Joe Maddon as manager that would be greeeeat.