Jimmy Kimmel Used His Monologue Last Night To Murder The Asshole That Murdered Cecil The Lion And It Was Fantastic

“Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you need to kill things?”

Good, fuck this guy. I’m usually firmly against public shaming and think the internet has taken their thirst for blood way too far whenever someone fucks up, but this guy deserves it times a million. I just fundamentally don’t get why you shoot a lion in 2015. You’re not Teddy Roosevelt dude, you’re not some explorer trekking through Africa, eating from the land, and doing research on new species. You’re just some loser Dentist who is probably a huge pussy in real life, using modern technology to kill a slow old Lion so that you can feel like a tough guy. I’m not even anti-hunting. Anyone who lives in the Midwest knows Deer Hunting (Rip Derek) is actually a useful exercise to control the Deer population. If hunting was completely outlawed we’d have Deer running into everyone’s cars. But flying to Africa, paying a ton of money, and using modern technology to kill a Lion isn’t even hunting. It’s lame and makes you a shitty person. So good, I’m happy this has reached the mainstream and this guy’s life is ruined. Team Lion for life, it’s why I haven’t mentioned that lion running around in Milwaukee, I hope that thing lives a million years and eats all the Packer fans.