Jim Harbaugh Called His Future Wife 9 Times Before She Finally Agreed To A First Date

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As Harbaugh as Harbaugh gets. I saw the title on this and thought, shit, did Jim have a Mikey from Swingers moment?

Then I snapped back into reality and realized FUCK NO, this is Jim Harbaugh we’re talking about. He called 9 times not because he was stumbling and bumbling on the phone, he called 9 times because he saw something he wanted and wasn’t going to stop until he got it. Does that make him a little creepy, a little predatory? Maybe, but that’s what winners do, they win. And just like Jim Harbaugh said, he saw his future wife and didn’t think “oh wow she’s hot” or “man I’d like to fuck her”, he saw her and said “that’s a winner”. True love in the Harbaugh household, and Alex Boone had the balls to call Coach Harbaugh crazy, HAHAHA!

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How underrated crazy is Harbaugh’s wife for agreeing to a first date after NINE phone calls? She can’t complain about any of Jim’s weird idiosyncrasies as far as I’m concerned. The minute you go out on a date after NINE unreturned phone calls is the minute you agree to marrying a guy who wears the same clothes every single day of his life.