It's So Hot In England That This Poor Fella Is Pushing A Stroller Naked

I dont know if I should tag this video as NFSW because it’s just an older gentleman’s buttcheeks. If showing an old man’s ass on Barstool is considered NSFW, then we aren’t the same Barstool anymore.

I understand being hot. I really do. I live in Texas and it’ll be well over 100 degrees nearly every day for 3 more months. I often blog in just my boxers. I know. I know. You’re horny now but it’s the truth.

There’s only a few things that I don’t like doing naked. I don’t like sleeping naked. It stinks. Your junk is flying about all over the place and it’s not secure. I need my penis tucked in tight. Not too tight. Not too tight. Just snug.

I also don’t like walking around naked in public. I don’t mind standing naked. Like for instance, if I’m getting dressed in the locker room or something, I dont mind that. That’s not bad. But walking in public naked is for the featherless birds. What if something went wrong? What if your dick bounced in a weird way and people caught it on camera and you became the talk of the town due to a poor shadow placement?

“You see Chaps out there pushing the pram with his wang out? What was the deal with that? His dick was swaying back and forth like a broken drawbridge.”

“It’d make sense if his dick was a drawbridge because his gooch is as deep as any moat that I’ve ever seen. He must have a trench gooch or something. Makes no sense. It’s like he’s got a boy pussy between his dick and ass. Weird dude. Weird privates. Terrible.”

I’d hate that. I’d never be able to live down the fact that people thought there was a vagina between my testicles and my anus. Before the rumors begin, I dont.