Is Rovell Refusing To Fill Out A Bracket The Most Un-American Move Of All Time?
Can’t wait for the Selection Shows. Stress free once again with no brackets to freak out over for 4th straight year.
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 17, 2013
I know this shouldn’t bother me but it does. I don’t care if you don’t gamble. I don’t care if you hate sports. I don’t care if you’re the stay at home mom or a rocket scientist or 5 years old. If you don’t fill out a bracket you are not American. Fact. It doesn’t even have to be for money. It could be for pride, or a lunch or just so you possess a bracket. It doesn’t matter, you need a bracket. Everyone has to have a bracket. It’s like the Aid’s Ribbon from Seinfeld. You have to wear the ribbon. Just like you have to fill out a bracket. Anyone who doesn’t is kicking America, freedom, democracy, and our very way of life directly in the penis. It’s disrespectful and offensive, plain and simple.
Wait, nevermind, scratch all of that, he did a Women’s bracket in high school. All is forgiven. #DareToBeDifferent
Yes. Had to be different. RT @dtrotts remember in high school when you’d always run a women’s NCAA basketball bracket pool?
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 18, 2013
PS
This was perfect. Someone telling Rovell he’s an Ivy League reject. Unreal. He probably tells people his SAT score within the first 2 minutes of meeting them.
@sandy_frazier I actually got into all the Ivy League schools I applied to
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 18, 2013