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Introducing "Trophy Scarves" - Wearing White Women As Scarves For Status And Power

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Trophy Scarves I wear white women for status and power. http://trophyscarves.com

 

 

Well it’s official, taking pictures with Lions and Tigers is so November 19 because if you aren’t wearing white women as scarves then you’re not doing it right. This is about as lavish and ostentatious as it gets. Regular cloth scarves that keep your neck warm and make you look fashionable? No thanks. The only accessory I need is a real live person. Guy just turned the scarf game on his head because if you don’t have a trophy scarf then you’re just a poor person, gross.

 

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I have to imagine part of owning a trophy scarf is fucking the scarf right? I at least would hope so.

 

thanks to coley for the tip