In Most Vice Presidential Move Of All Time, Tim Kaine Carries 4 Harmonicas With Him At All Times

Harmonica demo on LOCKDOWN. People talk about the black vote, the hispanic vote, the female vote, the elderly vote, but rarely do you see the harmonica vote discussed. Huge demographic, gotta be at least 30-40 avid harmonica players in the US alone. Could you be any more Vice Presidential, Tim Kaine? The Harmonica is basically the perfect VP candidate in instrument form. Safe, non controversial, and can be put in your pocket and carried around on the road. If you poll 100 Americans about their thoughts on Harmonicas I would say 99 would come back with “eh, whatever I guess”. Good enough to be Vice President, not good enough for basically anything else. Tim Kaine is a walking fun fact. He’s got the perfect non confrontational ice breaker when someone asks “tell us something interesting about yourself?”. 4 Harmonicas, there is no key Tim Kaine isn’t ready for.

And you know what, I wanted to hate this move when I first read it but it’s just a total dad thing. Tim Kaine is always down for a good jam. I won’t go as far as to say that every crew needs a harmonica guy but I also don’t think it hurts if your crew has a harmonica guy. Opens up so many doors. Need that harmonica to play that one bluesy note from the Bob Dylan song? Or what about that other bluesy note from that other Bob Dylan song? Tim Kaine has you covered, and that’s a guarantee. I’ll take harmonica guy over random acoustic guitar guy every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Now take it away with that third bluesy note that sounds exactly like the other two notes previously mentioned!

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I can’t imagine the twists and turns it takes to become a harmonica expert but here we are, Peter Kretzman.