If You're In The Tampa Area Keep Your Head On A Swivel Because Apparently They Lost A Fucking Lion
Lion On The Loose In Tampa Bay Area: A lion is reportedly on the loose in the Tampa Bay area. http://t.co/Acc7huqYjY
— WCTV Eyewitness News (@WCTV) January 3, 2014
How do you lose a lion? I mean don’t get me a wrong, I’m probably the most irresponsible person I know. A little child trapped in a fat man’s body. I lose everything. I lost my TV remote for 3 days last month, just gave up and didn’t turn the channel, stuck on the NFL Network for infinity. The height of laziness and stupidity. But I’ll tell you one thing I’ve never lost, a fucking lion. Just seems like that’s one of those “Don’t Lose” type of things. You don’t want to lose your wallet and you definitely don’t want to lose a 400 pound Lion. Wake up Tampa, there’s a game going on, it’s called life, figure it out.