I Would Hate To Be Alabama On September 5th, 2015

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Alabama and Wisconsin will open the 2015 season against each other at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas, the schools announced Wednesday.

The Crimson Tide, the two-time defending BCS champions, and the Badgers, who have won the Big Ten the past three seasons, will meet Sept. 5, 2015. It will be just the second meeting between the two schools, with the first one coming in 1928.

2015 is literally 1,000 years away. I don’t know if I’ll even be alive. But if I am I will take my flying car straight to Dallas Texas to watch Wisconsin curb stomp Alabama. Because that’s the thing. Everyone knows Michigan and Ohio State and Nebraska can’t handle the SEC. But Wisconsin? HA. We weren’t 3 time Rose Bowl Participants for nothing. We’re bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, funnier, and better looking than Alabama. Bloodbath city. Can’t Wait.