I Will Never Get Over The Fact That Katrina Bowden Just Married The Mayor Of Squid Town USA
I know this has been talked about before but they just got married on Saturday and I can’t handle it. I just can’t. Call me bitter or a sore loser or whatever. I don’t care. This is not how the world is supposed to work. Katrina Bowden is an absolute dimepiece. She shouldn’t be marrying a Panic at the Disco hipster doofus. This isn’t right. The world can’t have chaos like this. She is the prom queen and last I checked this clown wasn’t named Stanley Goodspeed.
I should’ve learned how to play the guitar.
Seriously though, if this guy doesn’t have an absolute HAMMER for a cock, I may lose my mind.