I Love Everything About This Sloppy Drunk Wisconsin Tailgate

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— Beaner (@BPC05) October 3, 2015

I know we have Barstool Dixie out there doing their thing, smokes all over the place, frat bros in khakis and collared shirts, everyone looking hot as fuck. Well guess what, that’s fake life, 1% type of shit. People who have abs and first names like Crawford or Tanner. This on the other hand is real life, how the rest of us live. Everyone black out drunk on miller lite, porta potties as far as the eye can see, a fat mom going face down ass up, a girl almost breaking her teeth doing some drunk girl move and a bunch of fat guys in flannels, fake leather jackets, and blue jeans. It’s not the most visually appealing scene in the world but I’ve been to a million football tailgates like this one and I’ve loved them all.

PS

Conservative estimate, 75% of this crowd had skid marks in their underwear at the time of this taping.