I Could Watch This Dog Do Tricks All Day Long And Never Get Bored

If getting enjoyment out of watching a dog do awesome things makes me a simple man, well then I never wanted to be complex. Not to mention, I have no problem admitting that this dog is smarter than I am. I confuse left and right all the time.

PS

How blatantly does this guy hate his wife?

Like you just mope around the house getting fat in your pink sweatpants while I train super dog, well fuck you too.