How The Hell Did I Miss The 6th Annual Air Sex Championship?

Well that was fucking weird. Do these people realize how fucking crazy they look? Are they drunk? Like I’m very much into doing what makes you happy but holy fuck there has to be some level of regret when you wake up the morning after the Air Sex Championship with a hangover and a feint memory of choking yourself while simulating masturbation in front of a bunch of people and video cameras. One of those you won but you lost situations because we all saw you in some hanes with a belt around your neck.

I will give it to this chick, what she lacks in pure talent she makes up for in energy.

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PS

How about this dude sucking the biggest cock in the history of the world. Take it easy dude you’re going to choke to death.

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