How Much Money Would Someone Need To Pay You To Stand In A 1 Mile Long Line At Midway?

I saw this yesterday and almost puked. If you’ve ever flown out of Midway you know where some of those pictures were taken and that is a really really long way away from the actual security checkpoint. Basically all the way back at the L. So my question is this, if you were flying yesterday and got off the train and basically had the line start 20 feet later what would you do? Would you just say fuck it and skip your flight? I honestly think I would. Chances are you’re missing it anyway, so why the fuck would you want to stand in line for 3 hours just to get fucked anyway. 5k cash and I’d stand in a mile long line, not a penny less. Some things in life just aren’t worth it, rather miss my flight and lose money than have to deal with this shit.