How About Tony Romo Living It Up At The Wisconsin Dells Like A Straight Up Poor Person
Listen Tony, I know this website’s motto is “by the common man for the common man” but you aren’t a common man. You’re a millionaire NFL quarterback coming off a career year, what the fuck are you doing at the Wisconsin Dells with a tank top and dad bod? Awful awful look. Leave the Dells to us poor schmucks who don’t realize going to an indoor water park is one of the grossest things in the world. If we have NFL quarterbacks hanging out in the Dells then our entire eco-system is out of wack. You’re supposed to be living the life we always wanted, not hanging out at a water slide like all these other dads, contemplating suicide. Be better Tony, this is disgusting.
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Unless this was all an excuse for Romo to hit up Cruisin’ Chubby’s and Ho Chunk, then this all makes sense.