Hope Solo 911 Call "Hope Solo Is Going Psychotic She's Fucking Beating People!"

(CNN) — U.S. women’s soccer star Hope Solo entered a not-guilty plea in court Monday after police say she assaulted two relatives at a home near Seattle. Solo, national team goalkeeper and a two-time Olympic gold-medal winner, was released on the conditions she avoid contact with her half-sister and a 17-year-old nephew, and that she not drink alcohol. Police have said Solo, 32, assaulted her relatives early Saturday. Officers responded to a 911 call in which a male reported that a woman would not stop “hitting people” or leave the house, the statement said. At the home, officers heard a disturbance. Inside, Solo appeared “intoxicated and upset,” police said. Police said Solo’s nephew and sister had visible injuries. After interviewing witnesses, police determined that Solo was the “primary aggressor and had instigated the assault,” the statement said.

Police documents

According to a police affidavit, when police arrived, they saw that Solo’s nephew’s nose and left jawbone area were red, and that his shirt was ripped from the underarm down to the bottom. The left cheekbone of Solo’s half-sister was swollen and turning purple, the document says. The nephew said that Solo insulted his weight and called him crazy, and an exchange of vulgarities led to Solo charging her nephew and getting in a fight with him, the affidavit states. When the half-sister walked in, Solo attacked her, according to the document. The nephew took a wooden broom that he “broke over (Solo’s) head” in an attempt to stop the assault, the affidavit states. According to the document, when Solo didn’t stop hitting her half-sister, the nephew grabbed a broken BB gun in an attempt to get Solo to leave the house. She left, but then jumped the fence and re-entered the house, where she attacked her half-sister again, according to the affidavit. The document says that Solo denied she assaulted anyone. She told police that she called her nephew “fat and unathletic,” and he responded by hitting her with a broom. Solo refused to let police examine her for injuries, the document states. The nephew told police that both women had been drinking wine before the altercation.

2 things. 1 I think I love Hope Solo. Just a ratchet psycho bitch. Kind of hot, super trashy, and will kick your ass if you step to her. Pres said yesterday in the rundown he wouldn’t fuck her which is nuts. Not saying you would date or marry a chick like that, but if you wouldn’t like a night with a crazy girl then you’re lying to yourself. Crazy is awesome in small doses, never forget that.

2, now that we know why Hope Solo beat the fuck out of her family, mainly because she called her nephew fat and unathletic, I’m going to safely assume that she will not be into me and what I bring to the table. Oh well, fun while it lasted.