Joe Philbin Had Never Heard Of Dr. Dre Until He Saw Straight Outta Compton

Kind of respect the level of white and uncool Joe Philbin possesses here. I mean it’s not really a surprise, just look at him.

Does that look like a guy bumping N.W.A while he handwashes his buick in the driveway every Saturday morning? Fuck no. That’s as white as white gets. Joe Philbin is a guy that drives 55 in a 60, completes his taxes 3 months before April 15th, and always gets in bed by 8:45 pm. Not saying it in a bad way either, I respect that he isn’t going the route of most football coach’s these days. The guys doing the whip for instagram likes. Joe Philbin has not heard any new music since Bob Seger released “Night Moves” in 1976 and if you want to arrest him for that, go right ahead, but he won’t speak to you until he has his family lawyer present, thank you.

I have yet to see Straight Outta Compton but I think it’s supposed to be good, or at least that’s what my boss has told me 25 times this week to make himself feel cool.