Hey Florida, Please Stop Having Sex With Your Dogs

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A Daytona Beach man was arrested on Tuesday after police say he was spotted by neighbors conducting sexual acts with his dog. James Bull, 61, has been charged with felony animal cruelty and another misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty. According to the report, neighbors told police on Tuesday they saw Bull having sexual conduct with his 8-month-old female dog on his front porch of his Magnolia Avenue apartment. When police arrived, the dog was emaciated and had no food, water or shelter, the report stated. The dog was taken to Halifax Humane Society for medical treatment. Bull was taken to the Volusia County jail, where he is being held on $15,000 bond.

God dammit James Bull. What the fuck are you doing man? You have an A+ name, you have an A++ mullet, and you took all of that and stuck it into your dog and now I want to kick your teeth in. Seriously, why is it so hard for one state to follow one simple rule. It’s like we’ve put this giant red “Do Not Press” Button in front of the state of Florida and they keep pressing it, over and over again. Except instead of a button it’s just a bunch of idiotic hicks penis fucking their dogs. Can’t take these guys anywhere.