Hey China, Dufner Is Not Impressed With Your Ancient Culture, Idiots

Cool culture idiots. Does it have budweiser and Copenhagen and college football? K, then Dufner isn’t impressed. Next.

Fucking Dufner, love everything about this guy.

PS

I was looking for pictures of Dufner and came across this one. If this isn’t motivation for the common man I don’t know what is. You can be fat and ugly and still land dime pieces.  Just gotta work on your golf shot and make millions of dollars, which means we’ll probably just die fat and ugly, but at least there’s a chance.