HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!

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The sun rose today like it does every day, only this day saw the triumphant return of Darren Rovell! And if we’re being totally honest with each other I sort of missed him. It was funny when he got suspended for 24 hours but when a day became a week I noticed a hole in my life. It’s like when an animal goes extinct and throws off the entire ec0-system. The entire world out of wack. As much as I hate Rovell I will now admit I need him. He’s the nerd balance we all need. Without him everyone in the world is normal.  No robots spitting obscure sports biz facts in our ear. I missed you D. Every ocean needs it’s squid, thankful we got ours back today.