Here Is The RSVP Email For LeSean McCoy's Private Orgy And It Is Quite Serious

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when this party planning meeting went down. Hey LeSean, you’re an NFL player, getting chicks is easy, but I bet we could make it even easier, how about a private orgy that we plan on Instagram using the requirements that make gaining citizenship to the US look easy by comparison. Genius!

Glad I read the directions closely, could have been super awk

PS

Bold move to plan an orgy when everyone knows you have herpes.