Here Are Your Full Adam Schefter Highlights From Free Agent Signing Day

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A tradition like no other, Adam Schefter on Free Agency day exchanging league news and beating everyone to the punch. I know I give Schefty a lot of shit, mostly because he lacks any self awareness and truly thinks he is doing god’s work when in reality he’s just a glorified middle man for news and gossip, but this type of Schefty cracks me up. So excited about Free Agent signings he can’t contain himself. So here it is, a comprehensive highlight package of Adam Schefter’s day.

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We had the old, I don’t care that I’m on live television I’m still taking this phone call right in your face.

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With special bonus, back to everyone because I’m a bad ass and I don’t give a fuck.

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Mort legit wants to murder him here. That’s a “can you believe this fucking guy” smile if I’ve ever seen one.

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Speaking of Mort, Schefty has no time to hear anything Mort says. Total disrespect. We’re close to an on air fight between these two, I can feel it. Only so much a grown man can take and I for one couldn’t be happier. Ever since Salisbury got fired and the Salisbury/Clayton thing stopped I’ve been pining for some good on air feelings hurt.

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Sourcing himself while the words come out of his own mouth in case anyone was confused for a second.

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Pulling the old “player tweets out statement that he is retiring so I’ll tweet out a snippet of a statement saying that he’s retiring and make everyone go to my Facebook page to read the full statement even though the player’s agent already tweeted out the full statement himself” move. We call this Scheftception.

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And last but certainly not least, my personal favorite. The “if you don’t let me talk I’m going to hold my breath until I die like a 4 year old” move combined with the “no one is talking to me, why is no one talking to me, just kidding I wasn’t even trying to speak, just checking my phone over here” move. The best.