Heat Fan Holds Gun To His Head After Lebron Fouls Out

Ummm, don’t do it? Wait, that came out wrong. How about, think about the people that would have to clean up the mess if you blew your brains out in your bathroom. Don’t do it for them. Maybe go outside and shoot yourself in the face next to a storm drain or a garden hose so the clean up is super easy. Actually who am I kidding, just do it wherever you want, just make sure you actually do it, because here’s the thing, if you put a gun to your head because Lebron James fouled out of a game, whether as a joke or not, you sort of need to just shoot yourself. You can’t get all of our hopes up like that and not come through. That’s just rude. Just kill yourself, please.

PS
I could watch this GIF forever.

“I don’t need to flop,” James said. “I play an aggressive game. I don’t flop. I’ve never been one of those guys”.

-Lebron James, May 12, 2013

h/t bf