Has Anyone Ever Held In A Fart Longer Than This Guy Held In His Fart?

That was the fart of a man that had been holding in a fart for FOREVER, and there is nothing worse. Like going on a first date and sitting at the table for 2 hours with a fart in your stomach waiting for the chick to powder her nose. Sometimes you just can’t wait any longer, sometimes you just have to let one rip on your wooden chair during the 2013 Snooker finals. Sorry he’s not sorry.

Also, 99.9% sure he shit his pants. That was the second commotion. No shame in that game bro, I can speak from experience.