Greg Oden, Awful At Basketball, AWESOME At Spiking Balls Into Chick's Faces On Volleyball Courts

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Who cares if you’re known as one of the biggest NBA Draft busts of all time, can anyone else spike a volleyball into a chick’s face even though they barely left the ground? Exactly. It’s the little things in life.

No but seriously, think Greg Oden ever thought his greatest post college highlight would be some net work at a backyard bbq? Then again, as long as those checks cash right?

PS

Green bikini, body town.