Google's Most Searched People In 2014 Sums Up All Of Our Interests Pretty Nicely (We Like Death,Tits, And Football)

Want you entire life summed up in a nice neat list? Well here you go. Google’s most searched terms in 2014. Basically tells you exactly what you cared about this past year. And yes that means we’re all mostly shallow individuals that about death and tits, sorry I’m not sorry I guess.

For instance, the People searched list is basically someone screaming at you “Hey you, you’re a vapid fuck”

In order that’s Tits, Ass, Car Crash, Football Scandal, Car Crash resulting in a death, Tits and Ass at the same time, Racism, Football Scandal.

That honestly sums up every single one of my interests. You want me to listen to something, well it has to either be a death, a near death, football or tits and ass. Put me in a box, because that’s where I belong.

You can see all of the lists HERE

My other two favorite lists.

The “I’m dumb but I don’t want to ask anyone else this question because its super embarrassing” list.

And Dog Questions. I would say I average about 3 dog Google questions a day.