George HW Bush Went To The Texans Game Yesterday And I'm Pretty Sure He Picked Up 20 New Girlfriends

Hey Look, there’s former President Bush in a golf cart, wonder where he’s going?

blah blah blah, I’m talking to you but I’m not listening bro.

Did you know I have the freshest socks in the world? Oh you didn’t? K, come sit on my lap and I’ll tell you all about it.

Fucking GHW, what a beast. There are three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and if you let HW out of his house he is going to get his tip wet. Just living in perpetual boss mode.

PS

Socks.