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George H.W. Bush Is Going To Skydiving Today For His 90th Birthday, Makes You Feel Like Less Of A Man

 

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What a boss. No chance I make it to 90, and if by some stroke of luck I do, there is less than no chance I have the physical health and or courage to jump out of an airplane. Can’t really think of anything more manly than having your yearly birthday present to yourself be a skydive. I think I ate a lb of ice cream and used 50% of my yearly phone call minutes on my birthday a few months ago. Owned by a 90 year old, and I’m totally ok with that.

 

 

The anticipation I have for the Birthday socks to be revealed is off the charts right now. Need it.

 

Kind of hope he breaks out his face socks. Those were my personal favorite

 

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