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I want to blame it on the <a title="Bears" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/chicago-bears-tickets/?aid=12060">Bears</a> but honestly it’s my own dumb fault. I’ll never learn, never ever learn. Bears +7 on Sunday, Lock of the year.</p><p>PS</p><p>I thought I was going to be wearing one of those rinky dink halloween costumes you buy on Amazon for 20 dollars. Nope, office manager Brett decided to go for the real thing. It’s like an actual mascot uniform, I think it’s even real hair. The head even has a mini fan in it so you don’t die from heat exhaustion.</p></body></html>

<figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--twitter"><a href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/778957602755600384" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/di1GhY" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><p>This fucking Eagle suit is a billion degrees and it’s not even 10 am. I want to blame it on the <a title="Bears" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/chicago-bears-tickets/?aid=12060">Bears</a> but honestly it’s my own dumb fault. I’ll never learn, never ever learn. Bears +7 on Sunday, Lock of the year.</p><p>PS</p><p>I thought I was going to be wearing one of those rinky dink halloween costumes you buy on Amazon for 20 dollars. Nope, office manager Brett decided to go for the real thing. It’s like an actual mascot uniform, I think it’s even real hair. The head even has a mini fan in it so you don’t die from heat exhaustion.</p>

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