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Oakland Stand Up!!!!!

Aggressive partying

Yup, Oakland scares the fuck out of me. Let’s move on to the game.

Two of my favorite coaches in the entire NFL going head to head last night. In one corner you have the ball burying, sunglass wearing Tony Sparano.

And the other you have the big red Walrus Andy Reid. I must have some type of deep psychological problem because fat hardo coaches are my favorite. I’m drawn to them, I can’t explain it.

So, the actual game, yeah the Chiefs are not very good at tackling, or stopping the run, or taking angles that would prevent Latavius Murray from going 90 yards.

Feeling it.

Speaking of fat coaches, GOAT

Quick hockey update, silly.

The great thing about last night’s game is the weather turned Oakland into a mess. Andy Reid became one giant sad wet poncho.

And Tony Sparano put a towel around his neck like he was an old man at the YMCA working out on an elliptical

SNIPER!

The Raiders, led by David Carr and his mascara, went down the field with less than 2 minutes left to score a go ahead touchdown.

Now anyone with a brain would just assume that the Raiders would now lose this game in an especially heartbreaking fashion and they almost did when they were caught celebrating 20 yards past the line of scrimmage while Alex Smith was snapping the ball.  Which would have been the most Raider play of all time.

Thankfully Andy Reid had burned all of his timeouts (shocker) and the Raiders prevailed, completing our circle of parity once and for all.

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