Fred Smoot Did A Reddit AMA And Said The Best Part Of An NFL Facility Was The Blow Job Girl, Wait What?

BLOW JOB GIRL?

This is one of those times where an answer to a question elicits about 10 million more questions. Blow Job girl? What does that mean Fred? What do those words mean exactly when put into the context of an NFL locker room? Are you saying there is a girl at the facility that blows every penis without question? Sort of like a soda fountain in the cafeteria, just sitting there ready to dispense free Coke to anyone who is thirsty? And can everyone use her? Do the coach’s get their own Blow Job girl? Does the Offense and Defense have separate Blow Job girls? What about special teams? Do the kickers get a hand job girl because they’re kickers? Is it like when you go to the deli and you take a ticket and wait for your number to pop up on the electronic board? Seriously what the fuck is a Blow Job girl Fred, my mind is spinning with possibilities and I need to know all the details. Open invite to Fred Smoot to write a blog on Barstool Sports explaining the NFL Blow Job girls. And if it’s just a joke, which is a greta possibility, then fuck you Fred. You know where to find me Fred, I’ll be right here, thinking about Blow Job girls. Seriously I haven’t been this fascinated in a subject since I found out what Dinosaurs were in 2nd grade.