Fake Jay Cutler Touched A Little Boy In Boston And Is Currently On The Loose

 ARLINGTON, Mass (WHDH) - Police in Arlington are looking for a man that indecently assaulted a 14-year-old after school Tuesday. The student was reportedly walking by the intersection of Summer Street and Cutter Hill Road when they were attacked. The suspect was described as a man in his 20s with heavily gelled hair, and wearing sunglasses, and a dark peacoat and khaki pants.

“The student was on the way home from school and as the student passed by a man on a cell phone the man indecently assaulted and groped the student. The student was able to push away from the attacker and run home to call 911,” Arlington Police Chief Fred Ryan said. Police searched the area, when the incident was reported but were unable to find the suspect. They released a sketch of the man in hoped of finding him.

Hey bro, we’re on to you. Thought you were so smart, just steal Jay Cutler’s identity and his absolutely perfect hair so that you can go around groping kids in Boston with no repercussions? Nice fucking try idiot, we may be dumb but we’re not stupid.