Dwight Howard Is Totally The Type Of Guy Who Thinks "Dick Flicking" Is Still Funny

Wasn’t even a flick, more of an outright grab, which makes it even weirder.

Everyone knows this guy. Still flicks you in the balls for  no reason out of nowhere. Laughs and laughs and laughs like we’re still in Middle School. Then if you flick him back he starts an all out war and proceeds to punch balls and dicks everywhere. Next thing you know people are lying on the ground gasping for air doing that “I just got hit in the nuts and I feel like I’m going to puke” wiggle. That’s Dwight Howard. Bet he dick flicks the whole team in practice, towel whips in the shower, and does two for flinching in the layup line. Grow up dude, some of us like having functioning penises.

*I will say a once in a blue moon dick flick can be comedic gold but if you overuse it you’re just a fucking asshole.