<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Dumps Like A Truck, Truck, Truck</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","45"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["truck","truck | barstool sports","shit","pound bag","dump","big cat","el pres","orca","live event barstool sports picks central || monday","fat piece","big game week","kfc","barstool scottsdale | tonight","et 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1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dumps-like-a-truck-truck-truck/attachment/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-9-00-39-pm/" rel="attachment wp-att-35597"><img class="alignnone wp-image-35597" title="Screen Shot 2013-03-07 at 9.00.39 PM" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-07-at-9.00.39-PM.png" alt width="339" height="964" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p>You know the old saying, putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag*? Well yeah, I did that. An old can of soup in my apartment stuffed in a bag. Pretty close right?</p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dumps-like-a-truck-truck-truck/attachment/photo-26/" rel="attachment wp-att-35666"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-35666" title="photo" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/03/photo3-e1362758367971.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p>*I initially said 5 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag, why? Because I’m a functional illiterate.</p><p> </p></body></html>

<p>Previously on Kim Kardashian is a fat piece of shit (<a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/kim-kardashian-is-looking-great/">Orca</a>, <a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/if-kim-kardashian-is-in-your-neighborhood-who-ya-gonna-call-ghostbusters/">Stay Puft</a>)</p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dumps-like-a-truck-truck-truck/attachment/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-9-01-20-pm/" rel="attachment wp-att-35596"><img class="alignnone wp-image-35596" title="Screen Shot 2013-03-07 at 9.01.20 PM" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-07-at-9.01.20-PM.png" alt width="346" height="655" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dumps-like-a-truck-truck-truck/attachment/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-9-00-39-pm/" rel="attachment wp-att-35597"><img class="alignnone wp-image-35597" title="Screen Shot 2013-03-07 at 9.00.39 PM" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-07-at-9.00.39-PM.png" alt width="339" height="964" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p>You know the old saying, putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag*? Well yeah, I did that. An old can of soup in my apartment stuffed in a bag. Pretty close right?</p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dumps-like-a-truck-truck-truck/attachment/photo-26/" rel="attachment wp-att-35666"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-35666" title="photo" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/03/photo3-e1362758367971.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p>*I initially said 5 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag, why? Because I’m a functional illiterate.</p><p> </p>

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