Drake Proved Last Night That Going In For A Kiss When A Kiss Isn't Guaranteed Is The Most Dangerous Game In The World

That’s it right there, folks. The worst possible spot to be stuck in. Going in for the kiss and getting the side cheek directly in your face. Add in the fact that it happened in front of millions and I want to crawl under a rock for Drake. Just can’t take those type of risks unless you know you’re golden. Because make no mistake, that will linger forever. You may not talk about it, you may not ever address it, but the time you got cucked on a kiss will stick with you and your “friend” for the rest of time.

By the way this is why hug people always put me off balance. I’m a handshake  guy through and through. I even said it to our new CEO Erika when she told me she’s a hugger. I told her we can’t do that because then there will be a time I misread a hug situation and I get stuck in no man’s land. Everyone needs to just agree on the rules so we can live without these situations. Hugs are for immediate family members, daps are for your black friend, handshakes are for everyone else*. Need these rules set in stone, otherwise you get stuck in spots like when Hank tried to hug the First Lady and got denied. You can’t rebound from the missed hug, it’s impossible. It can ruin a relationship forever.

*Cheek kisses are for the family you see once a year and don’t really like.