Donald Sterling's Interview With Anderson Cooper On CNN Last Night Was Something Special, A Rundown

Well in case you missed it last night it was quite something. I don’t know who does Donald Sterling’s PR (it’s probably Donald Sterling himself) but that person should be fired. But of course, what’s bad for the 80 year old racist is great for a blog and some laughs. So let’s break it down.

First off, Donald Sterling does not know how to use his eyes. This is as open as they get.

Which begs the question, can a blind man be racist? Sort of can’t be right? Point for Donald (unless this was a sneaky Asian joke he was making, sort of like a joke within a joke)
Donald 1, America 0

Then we start getting into the actual interview, pretty big heavy hitters.

First he asked Anderson Cooper if he’s ever “liked a girl”. You know Anderson Cooper, one of the most well known gay guys in the world.

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Whatever, it was a figure of speech, like come on Anderson, fuck a girl one time please so Don can relate to you. Sort of selfish on your part when you think about it.  Half point to Donald.

 Donald 1.5, America 0      

On Black guys at basketball games    

One of the things that I said was “don’t bring blacks to my game.” 25% of the people at my games is black. She would always use the black word. That’s a black girl. So when she said I’ll bring four gorgeous black guys to the game, players, I was a little jealous, maybe.      

Pretty clear line here Donald is drawing. He’s not saying no black guys at his basketball game, he’s says no gorgeous black guys. That’s not racism, that’s  just a little insecurity of good looking guys with big cocks. I’m with Donald here.      

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Donald 2.5, America 0        

Donald then flipped the script on Anderson, calling him a racist for basically no reason whatsoever. The old “who’s interviewing who” trick.    

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Mind Game City. 2 points for Donald and a negative point for Anderson/America

Donald Sterling 4.5, America -1

We had some fake crying, which was really just Donald squinting his eyes and whining like a girl.

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Bad look, that’s a point for America and a negative point for Donald.  

Donald 3.5, America 0  

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Donald Sterling somehow has a billion dollars and still watches TV on a poor person’s television. 1080p for me one time Donny.  

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Donald Sterling 2.5, America -0    

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Donald Sterling doesn’t think V. Stiviano is a bad person. Savvy move on this one. You could either run the chick who has 100 tapes of you saying stupid shit through the mud or say how beautiful and wonderful she is. Donald making a big time comeback with this one.  

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Donald Sterling 6, America 0

And finally, on Magic Johnson. The tour de force. Name one thing Magic Johnson has done besides catch AIDS? You can’t. Exactly. So you want to make this all about Donald Sterling and how he’s a racist? Fine, but Magic Johnson has AIDS (technically HIV) and people sometimes forget that.

Final Score

Donald Sterling – Infinity + 1, America – 0