Does This Look Like The Face Of A Wisconsin Man Who Was Banned From The Internet For Making Fake Craigslist Ads?

I see that Rose Bowl shirt Jason, I have 3 of them in my closet, nothing like commemorating a loss.

RACINE – A judge banned a Waterford man from using the Internet after he used a neighbor’s likeness in online personal ads. Racine County Circuit Court Judge Allan “Pat” Torhorst ordered Jason Willis, 31, to steer clear of the web. “Dawn,” the man’s neighbor spoke with TODAY’S TMJ4. “[Willis’] idea of a joke is much different than other peoples’ idea of a joke,” she exclaimed. The Waterford woman was shocked and surprised when a number of gentleman callers flocked to her doorstep in November of 2012. One of the men showed up wearing nothing but a trench coat. “He had my full name. He knew my address. And he said, ‘Oh, I got it off of Craigslist. You put an ad on there,” ‘Dawn’ exclaimed. Detectives discovered the woman’s picture and information on a number of personal ads online. They arrested Willis for the crime. Tuesday, he took a plea deal and will serve 30 months probation. Logging online, however, violates the terms of his release. Why ban the man from using the Internet? Torhorst maintains the ‘World Wide Web’ was Willis’ weapon. “If you want to drive drunk, you’re not allowed to drive,” Torhorst told TODAY’S TMJ4. “To me, a public availability of the Internet—to use it the way he did—is unconscionable. Everybody knows it’s wrong. He knew it was wrong. He admitted it.” Willis must prove he disconnected Internet service within 30 days. If he slips up, he could spend at least a year and a half in prison.

Diabolical move by Jason Willis. I’ve heard of people putting their friend’s phone number on Craigslist to fuck with them but an address and full name? Sending a million rock hard penises to Dawn’s doorstep. Genius. That’s how you prove whatever point you were trying to prove (he was trying to prove a point right?). You showed her Jason Willis, you want to joke? Let’s fucking joke with a fake Craigslist gang bang right in your eye.

My one question though is how the fuck do you ban someone from the internet? Are you just going to make him unplug his computer? Oh that will totally keep him off the internet. Good thing the only possible way Jason Willis can go online is through his Linksys router. Way to go Judge. You really nailed him. Jason Willis must be shaking in his boots now that you’ve banned him from the most easily accessible/anonymous resource on the planet. Showed him.

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Love how Wisconsin this story is. Hacking the CIA/FBI? Crashing websites? Nah, Jason Willis just put up a fake craigslist ad that took him 5 seconds to make. That’s you how you do web terrorism.