Does This Look Like The Face Of A Luxury Sedan Deemed "Unfit To Drive"?
So bad news guys. Big Cat got in a little fender bender, and by that I mean I went gravedigger on a car a couple of days ago. Anyway, yesterday I spent all day going through the old insurance bullshit. Had a guy come out and check my car and give me an estimate. Whatever. Routine stuff. Except at the end of our conversation he says to me, “This car is not safe to drive even 1 single block”. It literally took everything in my body to not laugh directly in his face. Like hey man, I don’t know if you read your little accident report but this is a 2000 Toyota Avalon, XLS. God broke the mold with this car. It has a leather interior, heated seats, and power locks. When people see the Avalon they stop and stare. Its a conversation piece. If I meet you at a bar, you know I drive an Avalon within the first 3 minutes of our conversation. So yeah bro, I’m sure its “unfit” to drive, moron.
Anyway, so now I’m stuck driving a Dodge Caliber. This thing.
Never felt more self conscious in my life. Last night I had to go to the grocery store and I almost walked just so I didn’t have to be seen in public driving this car. I feel like I’m back in middle school and I just got called to go the front of the class mid boner. Shame, embarrassment, fear, all rolled into one minivan/SUV. So I would appreciate everyone’s Thoughts and Prayers for the Avalon while she’s in the shop, I wouldn’t wish this type of thing on my worst enemy. It’s honestly been the hardest thing I have ever had to endure.
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PS
Last Friday, Pres shook Tim Hardaway Sr’s hand at the Wisconsin/Michigan game and immediately after Jr sprained his ankle in the game. And I made a joke at the time that everything he touches gets mushed and I should be worried that he was riding shotgun in the Avalon all day. So yeah.
