Does This Look Like The Face Of A Florida Man Arrested For Fluffing His Penis In Public

(Source) A man accused of “fluffing” his genitals and engaging in a variety of genital-related activities in Jensen Beach was jailed on a felony charge, according to recently released records. A woman told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies Nov. 5 she saw a man identified as William Gibson, 50, in front of a store on Jensen Beach Boulevard with his jeans around his knees. Gibson reached in his undies and fondled his genitals. “(H)e then removed his hand from his underwear (and) smelled his fingers,” records state. 

Meanwhile, after the sniffing, a witness statement gives this account of what happened: “Then he jiggled his underware (sic) in the back, as to maybe be hiding something in there. Then all of a sudden he just pulled down the front of his underware (sic), to expose his genitals, fluffing them.” Fluffing is a practice typically associated with pillows, as opposed to genitals. Following the fluffing, Gibson pulled up his underwear and jeans. He walked away and “repeated the above action.” Gibson told a deputy he was “airing out” his penis. Gibson, listed as homeless in Jensen Beach, was arrested on a felony lewd or lascivious exhibition in the presence of elderly charge.

Soooo he didn’t jerk off. He just fluffed himself? He got his penis some much needed air and spruced it up? That’s it? Sorry, I know we tend to take the side of the criminals here but that truly isn’t arrest worthy. Who hasn’t needed a re-adjustment. Hot, muggy, ballsack sticking to your leg, dick all stuffed in your boxers, that’s a dire situation right there. We’re not women, we don’t have the luxury of having everything neatly concealed. You try walking around with a hog (using this term loosely here) on your leg and tell me you don’t need to occasionally air it out. So what if it was in public. Its not sexual unless you make it sexual. Did anyone jizz? No, so then no laws were broken, end of story.

Also, off the record here, but anyone who doesn’t take a little sniff after a re-adjustment is a weirdo. Have to sniff, just have to.