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Does This Look Like A Group Of Witch Doctors About To Find A Missing 777?

Big Cat
Big Cat3/12/2014 4:40 PM

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(Source) Chinese netizens have mocked reports that the Malaysian government invited a witch doctor to help hunt for the missing state carrier’s plane amid increasing criticism of the search and rescue operation. Malaysian media reported that Ibrahim Mat Zin, a famous “bomoh” [shaman] also known as the Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP, performed a prayer at Kuala Lumpur International Airport on Monday to help locate the missing MH370, allegedly at the invitation of one of the country’s top leaders. “I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,” he was quoted by Free Malaysia Today as saying. Cynical Weibo users in China ridiculed the conclusion. “Wow, that is exactly what I think too,” many wrote. One user who claimed to be Malaysian wrote: “I feel so ashamed as a Malaysian for the first time, not because of any wrongdoing on Malaysia’s part but for having a brainless prime minister. “Instead of hiring a witch doctor holding two coconuts to be ridiculed, would be better off to do something down-to-earth. …. Stop losing Malaysia’s face!”

Another message that was reposted more than 10,000 times within less than a day read: “In the past few days, Vietnam has cleaned up all the trash on the sea. Whatever Vietnam found, Malaysia shook its head and just said ‘NO NO NO’. Out of distrust of Vietnam, it kindly invited a witch doctor to determine the location.” Many expressed astonishment that spiritual methods were being considered in the hunt for the plane, as the operation entered its fifth day. “China deployed 10 satellites, Malaysia deployed a few witch doctors…..is this action art?” said another message. Jamil Khir Baharom, a minister in the Malaysian Prime Minister’s Department, had earlier said the government welcomed any help in tracing missing flight MH370, including that from bomohs, as long as their methods did not contravene the practices of Islam, Free Malaysia Today reported.

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Ummm, yes, fuck yes it does. It looks exactly like a bunch of guys about to find a missing triple 7* through witchcraft and voodoo. I mean did you hear what the Bomoh said
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“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,”
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That’s some pretty sweet intel right there. I’ve been looking across the entire ocean, meanwhile Bomoh has basically found the plane. It’s in the sea or still flying. People are saying it’s like finding a needle in a haystack well I’m pretty sure Bomoh just figured out what haystack we should be looking in, the sea (or maybe the air). So shut the fuck up China. You’ve been using search vessels and helicopters and satellites and what have you found? Nothing. So time for Plan B, male witches.
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*I was listening to Fox News yesterday and they kept calling the 777 a triple 7. Such an outrageous way to refer to an airplane. A triple 7. Rolls right off the tongue. We lost our triple 7, let’s get some witches to help find it.
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h/t andy

Big Cat
Big Cat3/12/2014 4:40 PM