Dez Bryant In Trouble For Retweeting A Picture Of A Vagina

So I guess this happened last night. Dez Bryant retweeted a picture of a Vagina. Which if we’re being perfectly honest I don’t really care about. We’re all adults, you want to retweet vaginas or tits or buttholes have at it. If you go on the internet and think you can stay away from that type of shit then you’re an absolute moron.

What I do have a problem with though is Dez Bryant’s choice of Vaginas. Probably the most disgusting Vagina I’ve ever seen. I mean of all the Vaginas in the world, you pick that one? Thanks for the nightmares guy. And I’m sure the mainstream media will probably scold Dez Bryant and warn everyone of the dangers of the internet. Wrong. It’s pretty straight forward. Retweet hot vaginas = Good. Retweet gross vaginas that make me want to scoop my eyeballs out of my brain and throw them down a mineshaft = bad. No one in the history of the world has ever complained about a good looking pussy being thrown in their face. Use a little discretion Dez and you’ve gone from goat to hero in 2 seconds. Simple as that.

Click if you want but I am giving you the severest of warnings that it’s not worth it (PIC)

PS

This is why being a Gynecologist has to be the most overrated job in the world.