DeMarcus Cousins Says Mike Dunleavy Jr. Is Scared Of Him And A Clown

(Source) DeMarcus Cousins won’t be sending Mike Dunleavy Jr. any Valentine’s Day chocolates this year. Tensions were running high during the Sacramento Kings‘ 99-70 home victory over the Chicago Bulls on Monday night. Joakim Noah was ejected midway through the third quarter and left the court while dropping a parade of F-bombs, and Cousins was also whistled for a technical foul at one point. There was also plenty of on-court beef between Boogie and Dunleavy. According to The Sacramento Bee’s Jason Jones, “Dunleavy pushed Cousins as he ran down the court at one point, and Dunleavy also complained on a foul that Cousins tried to injure him.” The game-long scuffle left Cousins buzzing afterward. “He’s a clown, and he’s scared,” Cousins posited in a video posted by Cowbell Kingdom that was brought to our attention by Ben Golliver of SI.com. “I wouldn’t even waste my time on him if I ever saw him outside of the gym. He’s a clown.”

Hey DeMarcus, can I let you in a little secret. Come close though I don’t want anyone else to hear. You Ready? K, here we go.

EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH IS AFRAID OF YOU

Seriously, who the fuck is DeMarcus Cousin’s kidding here. You’re telling us Mike Dunleavy Jr, the white guy who looks like a beanstalk is afraid of the 6’11’, 270 pound guy who has a well known history of being mentally unstable and a completely immature baby that could go off at any moment? Shut up. No way DeMarcus. This guy?

The guy who looks like he should be selling home mortgages for 5th third bank and not playing in NBA is scared of you? Wow DeMarcus, you really showed the world how tough you are with that one. Big time bad ass move. Wouldn’t want to fuck with such a hardcore dude like yourself.

In all seriousness though, props to Dunleavy for standing up to DeMarcus Cousins, I’m pretty sure I would shit my pants if I was in the same area code as Cousins let alone the same basketball court.